WE DID THE MASH
*KICKS THROUGH YOUR DOOR*
WE DID THE MONSTER MASH
*BACKFLIPS INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM*
THE MONSTER MASH
*BREAKS ALL OF YOUR WINDOWS*
IT WAS A GRAVEYARD SMASH
so far today i’ve broken a mug and flooded the kitchen with coffee.
the day is still so young.
wonder what else i can fuck up.
Life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from
"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.
im so mad
“Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man.”(via lilgivenchyprincess)
“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
I am finished.