Boy:  So, what's your type?
Girl:  Type 1.

pick up phone to set alarm for morning, check Facebook, check Tumblr, read a random Wikipedia article, challenge self to a round of the Hitler game while on Wikipedia, look something up on IMDB, reply to a text from four days ago, check Instagram, send a Snapchat, give Flappy Bird another try, give up in frustration, lock phone screen, realize the alarm still needs set, repeat 2-4 times

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

megustamemes:

But why did they cross the road is the question.

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tardisity:

Concept art for The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

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Anonymous asked: i'll take more than just your socks off ;)

thanks, but no thanks

someone come take my socks off for me

my nails are wet and my feet are suffocating 

ginabeena replied to your photo “My night is going so slowly and my coworker has terrible taste in TV….”

Two and a Half Men is the worst

it’s so dull and predictable and it’s like they just use the same jokes over and over, but they’re never funny

murraymeplease asked: I am infinitely jealous of your URL.

As you should be.

(Just kidding. Thank you!)

this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs

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thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.
@challenjer

thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.

@challenjer

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slutgarden:

dichotomization:
A skeleton of a mother, and her baby, who both died during her pregnancy.

slutgarden:

dichotomization:

A skeleton of a mother, and her baby, who both died during her pregnancy.

#coolio  
decadentandwilde:

Cachottiere Set - Chantal Thomass [x]

decadentandwilde:

Cachottiere Set - Chantal Thomass [x]

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#omgsh  
My night is going so slowly and my coworker has terrible taste in TV. #hospitality #hotel #twoandahalfmen #helpme

My night is going so slowly and my coworker has terrible taste in TV. #hospitality #hotel #twoandahalfmen #helpme