when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
wow this is a cute bra I can’t wait till no one sees me in it
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
I haven’t rode a bike since I was 12. my chain broke and I fell in a thorn bushI’m sorry to hear that.
Every porno on earth.
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